BBC "Radio 1" listener, UK

The other night I had a dream that I was in a room with Celine Dion and Daniel Bedingfield.

Daniel was really getting on my nerves with his relentless beat-boxing and Celine was sitting clapping along in a corner. I was annoyed with Celine as the last thing he needed was encouragement. I think its important to point out here that I’m a really huge fan of both Celine and Daniel B’Dingfield but for some reason all I wanted to do was escape from the room. I couldn’t get out. There wasn’t a door. I started panicking.

Celine suggested that I add my vocals to the impromptu jamming session and join in the fun. I reluctantly decided that I didn’t have much choice, let’s face it I was stuck there and thought I might as well make the most out of a bad situation. I opened my mouth to blast out a few choice notes but to my horror all I could do was gargle… not what I expected and frankly, really rather embarrassing. As I looked up to see Celine and Daniel’s reactions I saw that I was no longer in the room and Celine had been replaced by a Sea lion and Daniel had turned into some kind of monkey. That was when I woke up.

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